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DIMASIKKr77
I remember the old joke nicely. Goes Court. Try a hunter for something that shot his running mate, on hunting. Judge asks suspect.
- Why you shot his running mate, on hunting?
- I, comrade judge, thought that this elk.
- A when you understood that this is not elk?
- Then why oh why when elk began shoot.

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Of fire Sidorov been dormant for. Bank have burned - credit, there was.

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Amusing physics: Resistance purveyor much more, than resistance lady-guide.

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Armen very has felt from-for abundant areas of vegetation on its the body. Especially his was disappointing one.

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Chelyabinskie confectioners so similarly harsh, that from their of chocolates indeed slipaetsya.

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Oleg quite not knew how dance, so after dessert always gotten down to the tussle.

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A boy with konturnymi now in toilet not observed, as blew homeland.

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Provodnitsa trains Moscow — of Vladivostok, returning home, unthinking, made a bed for husband on antresolyakh.

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Have him bow springs. Him can be :flirt:

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Hi, five times'm five times'm laughing as podorvanyy :crazyfun:

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Alex
:crazyfun: :D :cool:

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Grandfather worked on the slaughterhouse. Ah, and meat police reportedly used itself, through manufacturing, harder
Who far. And grandfather passion liked you know, fried veal "an udder, and to on a
Not rounded up - stashed his itself in trousers. As the after another change of
Hidden grandfather home with a good a piece of in summer (and trousers were on
Pugovichkakh). Ah, have him one of pugovichek popped open (and can he and
At all forgot its keep), and one back a shoulder Stumbling out from that inseam. And
Here is he goes to home a satisfied in bus ride. Conductress, overlooking the lukewarm response
Storyteller have him between legs, has become CHOL eyes show, to observed and
My fly zipping up. Granddaddy with confusion became this shoulder back
Put. Until he've flung its my fly, have him Stumbling out the second shoulder.
Have konduktorshi eyes have become the big, and it clearly became lack the air.
So as she has become rattle hands in side grandfather and open of the right
His mouth. But an old man long not became tormented and with words: "Yes to they
Flunk! "- took out knife now and otcherikal breast is. Harder their in pocket, he,
With internall? guise of having looked on konduktorshu, delivered: "I have still
There is! ". But conductress this already not heard, because, zakativ eyes,
With lumbering collapsed in safe passage bus.

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From real!
Worked on a meatpacking plant the guy altitude + 2 Dam, cap wore Beaver winter. When on a with frisks became on zhesche, he very polished coined. On the vertex of the head slice of meat give a flying and hat shut down, on a foot-tall vakhtershi not dotyagivalis.
Papalilsya, cap until on May month not was photographing :canthearyou: :)

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DIMASIKKr77
Cool species-under with a "kid, if just snapped or gone fish, can be and the matter care a :crazyfun:

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Good reception desk - from Preston in sight :cool:

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Who the catching?? What results?

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Вова дискатека wrote:

Who the catching?? What results?

Instructor ah you 18th :crazyfun:

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"Our the answer" on pikes "from Putin’s" and-energy "from Lukashenko":

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As gritsya "The rich!" :hobo:

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Дед у своей старухи спрашивает:
- Послушай, Мань. Вот умру я, как ты меня похоронишь?
Уж больно ты скупа у меня, что ни купишь, все тебе - дорого!
А куда деньги беречь, в могилу их не заберешь?! ...
- Прямо скупая! Похороню не хуже олигарха!
Костюм закажу дорогой, в церкви батюшка отпоет, все как у людей будет!
Решил дед проверить бабку. Через неделю, после разговора притворился, что помер...
Бабка одевает ему трико, футболку, кеды.
Кладет в гроб и плача причитает:
- И на кого-же ты меня покинул?! ?
Куда-же ты собрался! ...
Дед поднялся, вылезает из гроба:
- На футбол... еб твою мать!!! ...

Для кого-то - только водительское удостоверение, а для инспектора ГАИ - хлебная карточка.

Муж с женой в постели. Жена: - Ну что, опять у тебя ничего не получается?! Наверное, ты уже все не мужик! - Как это не мужик?! С другими-то получается...!

Муж с женой идут по парку отдыха, доходят до каруселей. Муж жене говорит: - Не садись на карусели, а то трусы будут видны. - Хорошо, - сказала жена. Муж пошёл покупать мороженое, приходит... видит, жена на каруселях, кричит: - Ты зачем села??? Я же тебе сказал, трусы видны будут!!!. А жена кричит - Да не бойся! Сняла я трусы, сняла!!!

Мне понравилось высказывание президента Белоруссии:-Если у нас будет Гей-парад,то только в день ВДВ.Вроде не отказал и заставил задуматься.

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