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Phenomenon fishermen and fishing overhauled scientists still not in full least, but personally I consecrated this issue a long time, so already in able to do some conclusions. Why at all study this phenomenon? Not easier whether to leave so-called fishermen in alone and allow them quietly made to his mysterious opportunities? Can be, of course, but I is driven by sense of compassion to relatives and friends "fishermen", which with buckets enter hospital with a dislocated brain, trying to understand, that can be to do on a frozen the lake, which a represents obledenevshuyu mixture of of gasoline with heavy fuel oil, and where nothing, except’s hire SecurityChauffeurs It, to capture impossible by definition.
Fishers very difficult account for in our curious, world, for the so-called fishing had forced not is officially acknowledged the subject of cult of, so some halo as mystery, toxic over these process, highly irks ". But and neposvyaschennykh in this puzzling Footbal also can be understand.
Imagine, that you have become witnessing clearing lifesaving the pond: From pond launched water, cleaned up entire dirt and though, exposing the charger’s empty glinistoe bottom, where the only alive entity is heavy foot a driver uncle others, after what have filled hole water from a fire machines (in is which the most large representative animal world was microbe Vasya). That you can watch exactly later five minutes after the end of the this procedures? Correctly! Dozen fishermen, which here same 'sitting around here around pond, armed the most diverse adaptations for fishing industrialized fishing.
Nedaremno popular proverb holds, that fisherman for fisherman sees from afar. And note they each other at all not on rubber boots until neck. They see colleague on eyes, in which shines “the secret Knowledge. ” So that informal hire fishing society - this something like Masonic lodges. And they have their cultic customs, rules Jesuit and laws.
Some canning wife fishermen consider propensity to so-called a fishing trip, simple pobutovim czarist. This does not so. Intergenerational accounts, of course, is an important an integral part of fishing process, but this rather one of attributes, not necessarily goal. For simply drinks husband quietly can in celebrated male club, which is called “Garage. ” This unification was created very long and for around thousands of members. Why, as you think, simple man buys for several hundred dollars abstract sculpture, which is called “Zhiguli ” or“ Mosckvitch ” and which nowhere not travels never in life? Why he spends rather a lot of, on our concepts, money on this the rusted Monster, after all touring on it he at all not intends to? Only for accession in club “Garage ”, where he can pursue time much more interesting, than even in celebrated English club. There and booze, and politinformatsiya, and heated debate by any issues. But if “Garage ” is ordinary club on one compound interest, then clan fishermen - much harder. For accession in “Garage ”, as we already talked, enough simply buy itself corpse any Automotives. For embody in society fishermen requires a serious the theoretical and practical preparation, and also the pursuit complex rules and iconic customs. Cannot be here is so immediately become sea-going fisherman. Some think, that enough take representing stick, spinning to it as such with connected float switch and crocheted, sit down on Bank the pond and immediately obtain this, the proud title. Nothing such a! If would all was so simply! Homilies without correlative arm sit down on berezhok and start harvest fish. Immediately find on to individuals rest fishermen, that committed some did.
Many of willing 38044 try to find “Charter Highness's Privy Society fishermen ”, someone reads appropriate and’literature. But should I state that all of this - futile. First, Charter in napechatannom the form of not there is. This tacit laws, which are transmitted from mouth to mouth, from hearts in heart of, from Bada in the glass. Renounce all literature on subject fisheries to read also futile. There one heresy. Homilies peek into any similar book any more, as immediately see practical advice on apprehending, to example, an. And that most interesting, - advice quite the right. About than this says? About how, that the author books at all even not is agent “of the Order of the fishermen. ” This or a neophyte, which even not suspects about laws of the Order of the and process fishing views purely utilitarno, or a combative contrarian, which the Order expelling the from their ranks.
Goal this articles and is desire to help you, wishing to 38044, to learn several precepts of the Order of the. Most importantly, that needs suffer in primarily, - this Millennium and Tasks of the Order of the. Without this it is difficult will understand everything else. So, “of the Order of the fishermen - nurture be advanced, thinking and thinly say a little personality, capable to Philosopher's to understanding the environmental fact. Unity with nature, love to nature, to conceptualize a our role in it - here is basic tasks this community. All real the fishers - philosophers, and poets and gurus live and artists. But not musicians, because nature not undergoes a loud utterance. The most a strong breath, which permissible during fishing, - this noise vyletayuschey congestion of the bottle.
Sake of this light Millennium and serves the entourage, which the fishers themselves surround. Sake of this they tolerate tremendous mistreatment, and even humiliation, which their expose relatives, familiar and simply counter-.
That same need do to carefully disguise its affiliation to of the Organization anglers and maximally avoid of ridicule?
1. Is necessary meticulous concealment in the form of any fishing arm. Fortunately, the Organization currently is widespread, and its ranks total thousands of, if not tens of thousands of members, some of which are Order so, that hold shops, where can be to purchase an appropriate entourage. Importantly, that you need understand, - riot gear should maximally not conform to task - to capture fish in this exemplified a reservoir. Precisely this is as would secret sign the rest of the members Society. If you are going "harvest fish" in pond, where souslik Crucian carps, not hesitate to buy powerful spinningi, which fit to industrialized fishing sharks or sperm whale. Hook should several do so size middle an, to even the most once infamous fish could not his to swallow. In as a compulsory attributes always is used a net, the size of the which allows time, cherpanut the entire pond (what to do, of course, not worth, and the suddenly you casually something indeed balcony … the Order you this not forgive and forever does eject from their ranks).
2. The bait. You must force think their household, that maximally carefully concealed to fishing. This requires least for couple of days until Check-Out start coopering bait and providing a decoy, seeking to on opportunities maximally smash the cuisine. Remember, that for close your exodus on fishing should be a boon, to they with large gusto have receded you in next time. So oats bag for for purposefulness should boil in huge old one the pot, and after willingness need as would accidentally to rattle off its on gender and steal made there two-three gob. Wife tell: "Costly! I here a bit mean rice gruel ever shed his. You perishing put it away, please. " In at the pet store buy any sign creeping abomination: The worm, very, larvae and oparyshey. Having come back home, fase bank with pretty animals directly to nose mother-in-law and tell: "Mother! Are looking - what never AGAIN create! ". Forth of creepy-crawly creatures should sort your on glass banks (unkind glass, to was better in sight) and finally win over in the most often visited places apartment: Worms better pitch know, wallow in in a bath and sink, night crawlers well looks on the top of the dressing the little table wife, you maggots will perfectly feel in refrigerator, and larvae run in the glass with water, far father-in-law usually puts an its false teeth fell jaw.
3. Needs also attend about own comforts, for, if you excessively uvlechetes disguises, process fishing can for you turn into flour flavored. So, that same need member of the Order of the for full-fledged fishing? Warm clothing, to not to catch a cold. Melting and towel, to with a swim. Convenient and reliable tent for overnights. Many-many food, to not was bored and couple-Triad skrinok spirits, to stimulate thought processes. Strict recommendations on alcohol not there is, but I you I assure, that chase very foolish look, savoring on fishing "Buzhole." All the more that this wine rely to drink in a tuxedo and take a snack cheese, with cheese "Bree", not melted syrkom "Druzhba." Understandable, that in a tuxedo not very conveniently sit on side, so good wine attack immediately.
Intergenerational accounts for fishing should fulfill two tasks: Stream and stimulate thought processes organism. More effectively than just similar task serves vodka, so we on it and let's stop.
4. Evening before fishing should be devoted Tashunka-homey terror. You must become a true monster for their close, to subsequent two days without you have become for them a true a boon. Those easier in next time will obtain absolution for this on exodus. If all correctly do, then you then will even themselves to a about this. Objects rybolovetskoy camouflage needs scatter across apartment and force relatives constantly on them running into. You under this must qualifications wild cries, type: "Far water has derailed many? Not prichine, in sink solvents dormant and dialling forces! ". Not... Don't let also include light in a bath, so as "whereas dead under light of shy of." Wife only help patting telogreyku and rubber boots. Mother-give untying enormous hanks filament (in stores members of the Order of the are sold specifically in death complicated motki). Father-ask to mold from lead several was loading up weight in two, four and ten grams. On question - as he can correctly prefer to measure twice and molten mass of - offer him not be an idiot and weighed hand. Children only sort your very and oparyshey on growth. Before rolling exhorts down service create all program which in House (fishing unkind requires early of origin, to house life honey not seemed) and check a tick their call on waiting lists through every five minutes, ranging with four morning. Calculate need to so, to after your departure in different the corners room program which prozveneli least ten times.
5. Gone Fishin '(need to to go (go) unhurriedly, enjoying clear sun, sandstone rain, macabre rain of or hurricane. An unwritten Charter holds, that for having transformed it of the Order of the not there is bad weather. If you would fear rain, this will be sue false hope your house. Wife in Friday on the evening hear it bad forecast weather and will tell: "Vassia...! On weekend promise rains. Go, you on fishing not any place, but on weekend will arrange the the deep the cleanup homes. " Such innuendo - unacceptable. Wife must clearly know, that you clients on weekend from homes in any case, what would hydra nor promised mettsentr. Repeat still times: Real fisherman is sent from homes under any weather conditions. Begun, Hurricane, Simoon,, tornado, snow skidding, tsunami, Tsushima and fall dollar not can affect true having transformed it of the Order of the fishermen.
6. Going straight on place, need the first affair carefully to disguise myself. Take out with President, stick on hooks, in advance prepared rubber replicas worms (their feel more comfortable use, so as lack one a worm on all two days fishing). Survivors worms, of course and other of creepy-crawly creatures leave for of withdrawing on passwords other members of the Order of the. After fishing you can pint entourage back in Music. Throw in small river (pond) these with President, not forgetting tie up the heathens handbells, to they not inimical you to think their idiotic drebezzhaniem. Not podvyazannym should to leave only one a bluebell on case presence nearby external machine. From of a tin can then pull out two Karpov, purchased on the eve in are no clothing left, after what let their swim in large a plastic toy build, nakroshiv there bread crumbs.
7. Ah, here is. A tentative preparation over. Now can be put on berezhok travel chair, sit down on him, take in hands one of spinningov, have which there is no hook (to no set a bad Crucian not has impeded a smooth downstream your thought), and descending in a beautiful philosophical reflect. Precisely sake of this minutes and produced the entire tiresome and costly do process.
About than that Spain think and to ruminate in the process fishing? Yes, exactly, about everything! On this expense the Generals of the Order of the not give no clear recommendations. Is important himself process. You can to ruminate about the futility of just the profane, about transmission alcoholism, about creativity Herbert von karajan recording, about how, that Seryoga, bitch, a $50, so and not authorized, although promised still week ago, about Son, obaldue, which on math again received the root of the from two, and so on.
Adherents Society consider, that a long for thought gradually the very will lead you to thinking about the nature, about how, that its need to secure and love. Under influence a quiet and pacifying environment you find, that any urgent problems is worthless compared with global revolution … sorry … grandeur of nature.
Recall, as still yesterday you fiercely were pow with wife, which wanted cram down in bedroom vividly-red curtains. You were outside themselves, shouted, stamping their with their feet and even vote on the fist on of population, va valida urmatorul mandat on the table. And now you realize, that the problem not worth vyedennoy oysters. Canvassed she will hang up their curtains. After all at night you would still are asleep with closed eyes.
8. If suddenly near find themselves people would (tourists or simply prazdnoshatayuschiesya), need time from time hurl on them harsh and ukoriznennye views, specifying thus on the need to store strict silence. Periodically imperceptibly yank 'em for donku with the only journalists worked, to outsiders not working out. Still that Spain time from time stick a on one of fishing gear what any in advance cooked fish under (be appropriate even ice cream whiting), on the sly bombarding its in body of water and with rumblings deceitful back, to viewers with reverence treated your opportunities.
If suddenly, not let-God, near will emerge A Nightmare To anyone Members Society - child-fisherman, needs to approach him and false-few voice say: "A boy! Here today something very poorly are biting. Try swim on how Bank. I there yesterday fifty small fish caught. " Help child scaling on the Bank, only not kick any his too strongly, to he, pereletev through body of water, not he struck about tree. Remember about how, that with children fishing sentiment need to and persecute very quickly. His modest and a soft-spoken kind of should not you deceive, because a boy not knows laws and Charter. He but on fishing pole, broadcast from stick hazel (Corylus), your fishing bobber on it - from congestion, and hook is made from wire. Such anti-poaching snastyu he will carrying fish with speed ten karasey in hour, that, to be sure, danger for you entire fishing trip.